Bruce Jenner: I’ve Only Met Kanye West One Time

“Actually, I’ve only met him once. He’s never … he’s not around. He was in Paris the whole time writing and he just hasn’t been around,”  — Bruce Jenner to Extra.

And here’s that time. At the X-Factor watching Khloe Kardashian monotone her teleprompter lines in a dress that barely contained her winter thermal layer. Just look at Kanye. He looks like he can’t wait to join the Kardashian family ‘nobody fucking eat, we’re all fat’ picnics and cash counting overnighters. Kanye may be a heavily affected douche, but no man is immune to a thorough examination of the family he’s boning into and Kanye isn’t going to be playing that shit. Banging the snot out of a fame whore with a whooty he’d had a longing for in his nutsack, yes. Going emergency diaper shopping in preppy wear with Scott Disick for an E! reality show segment, don’t count on it. I wouldn’t let Kanye bathe that baby unsupervised. He may be that practical.