Desiree Hartsock In A Bikini

June 8, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments


Reality shows about getting married are about as entertaining as taking a hot poker up the rectum. The people who watch these shows don’t even care that it’s fake. So, basically, it’s porn. Which puts it into a world I can understand. And I take back the hot poker comment because you never ever judge others tastes in getting-off fare. It angers the porn gods who will strike you down with some weird ass kink that will see you someday explaining to your wife and kids why there’s an angry goat and three spent condoms in the guest room.

Here’s Desiree Hartsock in a bikini. She’s The Bachelorette. Everything about her seems fake. Even her name. Would I marry her just to get laid? Of course I would. And then I’d come to understand the sad irony of getting married to get laid.

Photo Credit: PCN

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