Dolce and Gabbana Off to Big Gay Prison, Sort of

Oh, snap. Looks like designing icon boyfriends Dolce and Gabbana (I think they might have first names too) were hiding hundreds of millions of dollars from Italy’s tax authorities. They got busted for it and yesterday got handed a twenty-month prison sentence. The two had already picked out matching prison cot sheets and pillow shams when the judge announced that their prison term would be suspended. So, unlike Amanda Knox who spent four years in the Umbrian hoosegow for not murdering anybody in Italy, the couple strutted out of court in their tailored short jackets completely free men. Actually, they didn’t even show up to court. But Gabbana did Tweet a photo of a citrus tree branch when the verdict was issued. Mostly just to remind everybody that he’s the thoughtful bottom.

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