Edward Snowden’s Girlfriend Lindsay Mills Photos

By Lex June 11, 2013 @ 12:28 PM

Lindsay Mills Girlfriend Of Edward Snowden Ballerina Self Portraits
Edward Snowden is the NSA whistleblower who told the whole world what anybody who reads the newspaper or follows national security issues in magazines or remembers the years 2001-2003 already knew — the U.S. government is spying on its own citizens under the guise of finding plotting militant Muslims. While the particulars might change from year to year, none of this is the least bit new. Really? Nobody remembers the whole ‘the government is monitoring your library checkouts’ hysteria from ten years ago? That Carnivore email monitoring system from the FBI that was a front page story for about a month straight? Either way, Edward Snowden is currently holed up in a fancy Hong Kong hotel waiting for Jack Bauer to come assassinate his ass just because he reminded people. But, more important than any of this spy not-so-intrigue is the fact that Inside Edition found the hottie ballet dancer girlfriend Edward was shacked up with in Hawaii before he fled, and it turns out she likes to take pictures. Of herself. With hardly any clothes on. Those really are the best kinds of photos. NSA whistleblower player!

Photo Credit: lsjourney.com, Facebook

(6) Comments

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    SomeoneluvsU 06/11/2013 13:06

    She can blow my whistle.

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    Admiral 06/11/2013 13:06

    If she was chained to a post and waving around a spear it would suit her look.

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    Doo Doo Fresh 06/11/2013 14:04

    She has a nice body if you’re into under developed women that look like 13 year old boys.

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    Doo Doo Fresh 06/11/2013 14:16

    Uncle Joe? Is that you?

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    Doo Doo Fresh 06/11/2013 16:53

    If you have some pocket change, a stick of Juicy Fruit and a Nintendo with Super Mario Brothers, you won’t need to worry about me struggling.

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    Habitual Line Stepper 06/11/2013 20:53

    Oh, say! does that star-spangled banner yet wave
    O’er the laaaaaand of the free
    Your phone’s tapped so BeHaaaaave.

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