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June 13, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Fans are up in arms upon the ‘revelation’ that George Takei isn’t the guy writing his social media posts. Most of the witty zingers on his crazy popular Facebook page are written by freelancers and interns. And, hold your shorts, that’s true of every single celebrity out there, save but a few who have shitloads of free time and are actually funny. I’m looking at you, James Van Der Beek. This is Hollywood. Everything is fucking faked. Sulu may not even like cock for all we know. Don’t be the guy who thinks he’s being faithful to his wife because he’s wearing his wedding ring while emptying his load into a Luxor hotel hooker during CES. I don’t even know what the fuck that means. My intern wrote it.