Happy To Be Hooking

Outside of the gruesome gangland style murders and the 8 billion street urchins, Brazil seems just like the happy place you find in the turn right after Central America on the It’s a Small World attraction at Disney. Even the hookers are happy. Or, so the government wants you to believe, running a ‘Happy to Be a Hooker’ campaign to promote their legal sex trade offerings to tourists and locals alike. The Brazilian government was forced to remove the ad campaign shortly after it commenced when they too realized that gap-toothed haggard looking street walkers with The AIDS weren’t actually happy.