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June 12, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
UPDATE 6/11/13: My gynecological claravoyance remains on tract. Baby’s coming in less than two weeks. Don’t forget to put a name to the demon spawn and win yourself that $500 gift card.
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I have it on pretty crappy authority that the next Kardashian bastard baby is coming earlier than expected. Most media reports have the triple-6 child coming in July. I heard June. June 23. So I made a countdown clock to celebrate. It’s right over there ===>
Here’s your chance to win a $500 Amazon Gift Card. Name the child that will be the manner of worldly destruction. Add a middle name as a potential tie breaker.
Tweet your first name and middle name answer to @DurdenShat. Try to follow so it’s not a pain in the ass to find you when you win. Contest ends when the demon seed plummets out of Kim’s gaping moneymaker, so don’t dawdle.
NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. Begins on or about 6/5/13 & ends when the future succubus is born. Open to legal residents of the US & DC (excl. AK, HI, PR & all US territories), who are at least 21 yrs old. AK, HI, PR, all US territories & where restricted or prohibited by law. Sponsor: SPINMEDIA.