Justin Bieber Cleared on Hit and Run Charges (VIDEO)

By Lex June 18, 2013 @ 4:47 PM

It’s hard to say who to root for in a showdown between teen lesbian Justin Bieber and the paparazzi that hound him everywhere he goes. It’s like you’re a North Korean train driver running off the tracks and you have to choose to run over either Dennis Rodman or The Supreme Leader during their summer picnic. Which way do you turn? Bieber and his Lollipop Guild cohort Lil Twist drove away and over some dickhead photographers foot leaving the Laugh Factory in Hollywood on Monday night. The photographer insisted on going to the hospital so he could build a better lawsuit. And while people were talking about possible hit and run charges, Bieber was cleared today by the police. As he should have been. As much as I’d love to see his little punk ass get thrown in the slammer, it needs to be for something worthy that he can tearfully regret as he gets ass-raped in the prison shower by a guy named Franc with a ‘C’. When you put contemptible people in jail for lesser charges, you never get the satisfaction deserved. Like putting O.J. in for kind of sort of robbing his own sports memorabilia. Or Al Capone on tax evasion. It’s a half-victory at best. Let’s wait for the big one. It sucks that somebody will have to get badly hurt for it, but on the bright side, maybe it’ll be Justin himself.

(3) Comments

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    iSlomoshun 06/18/2013 17:26

    Kinda funny that a website that only exists because of the Paparazzi bad mouths the Paparazzi.

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    BudHa 06/18/2013 18:37

    ok so i have been following this site for at least 4 years, prob more, and i was as disappointing as everyone after brendon was shitcanned. i have moved on, but i can tell every Lex post after 2 sentences because of how bad you suck. i follow countless popular blogs and have never noticed a writer until you came along. please, wwtdd, if you respect your product, please let this hack go. spews shit several times a day

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    RangerLG 06/19/2013 08:52

    WWTDD does not exist anymore BudHa. It is now under the umbrella of Buzz Media. Buzz doesn’t give two craps about this product, otherwise they would have left Brenden alone to run this site as he saw fit. Yes we would have only gotten one to two posts a week and most would have been Lohan related, but it still had some character and the commenters were great, not to mention there was a better chance of seeing a tit or two. Now Buzz is just trying to make this site “edgy” to compliment the rest of their lineup and these fake writers like Lex (I am pretty sure all the writers are just one unpaid intern using different names) are going to be par for the course. I come here out of habit and don’t even read the articles.

    Oh, and Beiber sucks and there should be a law that says cars like that cannot be sold to d-bags.

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