Jimmy Kimmel sent a fake reporter out in Los Angeles the other night before Justin Bieber‘s show at the Staples Center to ask his fans some made-up questions for his “Lie Witness News” segment on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Among the things that he asked were whether or not they think it’s okay that he has baby seal tires on his Bentley and if he should be forgiven for punching his own grandmother, neither of which are true. That we know of.
Naturally, his young female fans were totally cool with everything they were asked, because the karate-kicking swag ‘bag can do no wrong in their soulless little eyes. It’s just a shame that Jimmy didn’t follow it up with a segment about sterilization.