Kate Upton Turns 21 Today

June 11, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

When you turn 21, everybody makes that same lame joke about how you can finally have your first drink. Most kids these days are tossing back brews by mid-high school. Drew Barrymore was an A.A. blue chipper by fifth grade. I’m guessing Kate Upton has had a cocktail before today. I don’t even understand why you’re legally allowed to have sex before you’re allowed to have liquor. Or even how you can have sex without liquor. Who makes these rules? ‘Your mother’ would be the right answer.

Here’s a bunch of bikini pictures of Kate Upton in case you forgot how fucking fantastic she looks.

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