Kate Upton Turns 21 Today

By Lex June 10, 2013 @ 4:09 PM

Kate Upton Modeling Jenna Leigh Lingerie
When you turn 21, everybody makes that same lame joke about how you can finally have your first drink. Most kids these days are tossing back brews by mid-high school. Drew Barrymore was an A.A. blue chipper by fifth grade. I’m guessing Kate Upton has had a cocktail before today. I don’t even understand why you’re legally allowed to have sex before you’re allowed to have liquor. Or even how you can have sex without liquor. Who makes these rules? ‘Your mother’ would be the right answer.

Here’s a bunch of bikini pictures of Kate Upton in case you forgot how fucking fantastic she looks.

(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    The Mildly Tanned Knight 06/10/2013 16:40

    In a post about Kate Upton turning 21, you say you don’t understand how people can have sex without liquor? Seriously?

    Okay Liberace…..

  2. avatar
    MacDaddy 06/10/2013 16:55

    I’m taking her out for drinks Myself!!!

  3. avatar
    Shortshanks 06/11/2013 13:15

    If we’re going out for drinks…………I’ll have the milk……

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