Kristen Stewart Tries To Jessica Chastain Up

Soulless troll Kristen Stewart has joined the war on terror in her new movie set in Guantanamo Bay. In Camp X-Ray, (stupid fucking title), she plays a cow-eyed boring girl with a bad attitude that joins the military and is sent to Gitmo where she presumably falls in love with a glittery fey terrorist. This is in an attempt to go for more “challenging” “indie” rolls that she believes will make her seem like more than just the less feminine member of the main Twilight couple. There is no better way to be taking seriously as a thespian than to do a movie about issues and war and, like, stuff. Except if you are Kristen Stewart. She could star in a movie where she plays Ghandi curing AIDS and she’d still just be a vapid teen star who inexplicably reached unheard of levels of fame without talent or good looks.