LeAnn Rimes In A Bikini

By Lex June 21, 2013 @ 2:39 PM

LeAnn Rimes In A Bikini At The Beach In Los Angeles
There are two types of crazy. The kind where you’re mumbling in the streets pushing a shopping cart full of shredded plastic. And the kind where you’re a celebrity with enough draw and money to let your crazy leak out in little eccentric bursts. That’s Leann Rimes. The thoughts bubbling in her brain right now would scare you worse than the first time you watched The Exorcist in a completely darkened room. If she were shown Rorschach photos, she’d see ‘rat gnawing on bloody eyeball’ in every single image. She’s a deep well of dementia. Someday, she’s going to burst like Krakatoa. Until that time, she’ll just look good in a bikini and smile. That’s the tricky cover.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

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(7) Comments

  1. Admiral 06/21/2013 14:59

    Melanoma.

  2. Admiral 06/21/2013 15:01

    ^ The punchline was too good for a preamble.

  3. Beylerbey 06/21/2013 20:24

    Ole creepy slit-eyes.

    Didn’t Rimes have a music career at some point, or was she always just famous for being a bunny-boiler?

  4. Dildo Baggins 06/22/2013 03:51

    She looks like Falcor from ‘The Neverending Story’

  5. justincredible 06/22/2013 19:29

    Your writing is drivel.

    Brendan ruled.

  6. RangerLG 06/24/2013 09:39

    I’d risk the crazy to bang her in the ass.

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