Life Gave Sarah Jessica Parker Lemons, She Made Lemonade Tits

Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage At The Scholastic Art & Writing Awards In New York There's no point in rehashing the progression of Sarah Jessica Parker from nerdy teen band girl to what she has become today, cabullus maxiumus. But here's the thing about this old grey mare, she ain't what she used to be. She got new hooters. And dammit, you need to look at them. Even at a Scholastic Art & Writing Awards ceremony in New York. There's no place where a big old set of mam-jobs won't take attention away from your oat-crusted snout. That's a fact. As proven by what you're doing right now.

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