Life Gave Sarah Jessica Parker Lemons, She Made Lemonade Tits

By Lex June 03, 2013 @ 12:19 PM

Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage At The Scholastic Art & Writing Awards In New York
There’s no point in rehashing the progression of Sarah Jessica Parker from nerdy teen band girl to what she has become today, cabullus maxiumus. But here’s the thing about this old grey mare, she ain’t what she used to be. She got new hooters. And dammit, you need to look at them. Even at a Scholastic Art & Writing Awards ceremony in New York. There’s no place where a big old set of mam-jobs won’t take attention away from your oat-crusted snout. That’s a fact. As proven by what you’re doing right now.

Photo Credit: Getty, Splash, WENN

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(4) Comments

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    MacDaddy 06/03/2013 13:08

    One of the nicest people you would ever meet so F*uck you!

    Also, she was great in LA Story!

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    Admiral 06/03/2013 13:24

    She starred in a show (and a couple movies) that pretty much taught a generation of teens that it’s acceptable to be shallow, manic twats. Aside from that disaster we are yet to feel the full impact of, I have nothing against her.

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    Shortshanks 06/03/2013 13:35

    I have a hard time criticizing self-improvement……..

    ….but I WILL criticize the fact that she doesn’t put those babys on display……

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    Doo Doo Fresh 06/03/2013 14:47

    If we’re talking about older pu22y, I’d rather have a meaningless one night stand with Jennifer Aniston.

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