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Mama June Has a Whale of A Time at The Beach

June 12, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Jowl monster and childhood obesity promoter Mama June from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo splashed around on the beach like Pam Anderson in Baywatch. Let that sink in. The redneck matriarch of the family that is the death knell of Western Civilization was enjoying a day on Tybee Island in Georgia when she decided to do some posing. She started “running” down the beach carrying a red floatation device and making “sexy” faces just like Pam in the opening of the legendary T&A extravaganza. By running I mean slowly dragging her polysaturated shanks across the sand. At least she wasn’t wearing a bikini. That would’ve cause the Earth to stop rotating and shrieking demons to descend from the skies to slay the living.

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