Miley Cyrus Threatens Her Dad On Twitter

You know how divorce makes kids choose sides between their parents. I mean in the real world. Not the TV world where divorced parents are both wacky lovable adults who bicker but ultimately come together in a circle of good feelings around their kids. In the real world, divorced couples hate the fuck out of each other, forcing their kids to choose sides. Miley Cyrus clearly chose her mom. She’s been trash talking her dad both subtly and openly since her parents separated. Now, she’s just plain threatening to expose some shit about him on Twitter. I have no clue what she could be alluding to…oh, wait, she included a photo.

It’s some redheaded chick Billy Ray worked with in a stage show a couple years back. Hm, I’m still not getting this. Ultimatum. Dad. Tell the truth. Pic of random reasonably attractive woman who he worked nights with while still married to mom. Nope. I got nothing.

Miley pulled this Tweet not long after posting and followed up with one of those Tweets where you claim somebody hacked into your Twitter account as an excuse. Yeah, somebody hacked into your Twitter account and they just happened also to be pissed at your recently divorced dad for cheating on your mom. Wait. Cheating! That’s it! I figured it out!