Miss Canada Gets Screwed (VIDEO)

Denise Garrido. Technically, I think she’s Miss Canada Universe. Or Miss Universe of Canada. Or something French. But she got fucked over the weekend when it turns out scorers tabulated her numbers wrong and they ripped the crown off her head a day later and handed it to the chick who was there in case anything happened to the winner and she had to assume the title. She done did. I guess you could say it wasn’t really a screw job since the scoring was fucked up and she didn’t deserve the win. Or, you could say that beauty pageants are moronic bits of outdated spectacle that have so little to do with real competition that you should just let the girl whose name you called out and cried on stage keep the title because who gives a flying crap. Pageant officials went with the technically correct solution. Forget it, Denise. It’s Canada.