My Dad… My Dad’s in Jail! (VIDEO)

At some point Rosa is going to be accepted for her Scratcher card and juice addiction and everyone on the block will blindly support Oscar when he’s busted for producing death porn. Sesame Street is all about acceptance. Including the new kid. Alex. You see, Alex has a problem. He can’t do shit with his dad because his dad’s i-n-c-a-r-c-e-r-a-t-e-d. It’s a big word. It means that Alex’s dad kidnapped and tortured five junior college co-eds and that’s why he can’t help Alex win this year’s Soap Box Derby. Let’s feel bad for Alex. Fuck the dead co-eds. If you’re not crying when the chick next to Alex admits that her dad is i-n-c-a-r-c-e-r-a-t-e-d too, then you don’t have a damn heart.