Naked Bar Refaeli Makes Shopping Look Fun

I don’t know what’s happening behind that giant Louboutin bag that Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli posted to her Instagram account yesterday, but I have a hell of an imagination and can give it the old college try. I’m guessing there are two, maybe three breasts behind there, and I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a vagina as well. Then again, if there’s a penis back there, it might help explain why Leonardo DiCaprio dumped her.

But there could also be an entire nest of mutant hornets that mated with radioactive scorpions and I’d probably still be like, “Let me get a look back there, Bar.” It’s 2013, we shouldn’t discriminate anymore.