Nina Agdal, Ariel Meredith, And Kate Upton In Body Paint

By Lex June 13, 2013 @ 2:44 PM

Nina Agdal Ariel Meredith And Kate Upton In Body Paint Bikinis For Sports Illustrated
I really thought the whole bodypaint thing was a passing fad. Like henna tattoos or Japanese baseball players. But SI is still sticking with it. And you’d have to be a real dick to complain about any reason to see Kate Upton without her clothes on.

Photo Credit: Sports Illustrated

(8) Comments

  1. avatar
    The Mildly Tanned Knight 06/13/2013 15:09

    Love that girl…..but you better get your fill now because she’s going to be HUGE by the time she hits 25. We’re talking Anna Nicole Smith or larger.

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    PunkA 06/13/2013 15:36

    I agree with MTK. Upton is on the Anna Nicole/Delta Burke train to fattyville. Those other girls made her look chubby. Which she is, but they made her look really chubby.

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    Shortshanks 06/13/2013 15:56

    She DOES seem to be getting her chunk on…….

    ….but I’m not planning on marrying her… right now she is adequate for my needs….

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    Habitual Line Stepper 06/13/2013 16:19

    What’s the point of the paint .. the teasey poses .. Just show us your vag already.

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    Shortshanks 06/13/2013 16:28


    …well said……but I ALSO need the nipples…….it’s a thing…

  6. avatar
    RangerLG 06/13/2013 16:28

    Kate is absolutely perfect. She could chunk up all she wants, I would still rail her until the end of time.

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    Beylerbey 06/13/2013 17:54

    Here’s the problem with Kate Upton: she’s an 8, but I can take you down to the local watering hole and show you a 9. Not that she talks to me, you understand, but she exists.

    When people look back on the Kate Upton Phenomenon, there will be much frowning and scratching of heads.

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    drobi32 06/14/2013 08:29

    I would have to agree with everyone but RangerLG; but if you’re into chubby chicks more power to you, more cushion for the push-in. Besides Kate’s nice rack and face, she is on the train to chubby town. I would choose the other chicks any day of the week.

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