Philip Seymour Hoffman Isn’t Heroin Chic

By Lex June 24, 2013 @ 2:27 PM

Philip Seymour Hoffman Walking His Bike In The West Village
I always thought the allure of heroin was the model slender frame. That and forgetting about all the inappropriate lingerie dress up games with Uncle Mike who wasn’t really your uncle. Philip Seymour Hoffman said he only fell back into snorting heroin for about a week before checking himself into rehab at the end of May. He probably should’ve gone about 50 lbs. longer. There’s nothing more unbecoming than a fat junkie.

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

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(5) Comments

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    Admiral 06/24/2013 14:37

    Melanoma.

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    Admiral 06/24/2013 14:37

    Hmm, that joke only seems to work under the right context.

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    RangerLG 06/24/2013 15:02

    On a hot summer day, I always want to throw on a long sleeved shirt and pants.

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    Mud Nugget 06/24/2013 16:28

    I was watching some movie where he was in bed with Marisa Tomei and I threw up in my mouth a little…

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    B A Baracus 06/27/2013 06:30

    Yeah, but check out my new line of dumpsters that made it into the shot…

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