I got your Eiffel Tower right here, motherfuckers. I can’t tell if Rihanna is cool or raunchy or just plain retarded. It’s probably a combination. I have no problem with defiling the sanctity of French monuments, but it’d be nice if Rihanna could learn a few new moves. She does that crotch heart thing during all her concerts. She’s like that kid in fourth grade who flipped kids off on the playground every damn day. He was bad-ass for about a week, then his shit just got tired and everybody punched him in the stomach. Show us your titties or go home.
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