It was just a couple years ago that Scarlett Johansson’s attorney was threatening to sue the shit out of everybody and their mother if they shared her nude cellphone pictures. Scarlett was so shaken up, she started having sex with Sean Penn. No woman should ever have to feel that low. Now, Scarlett’s made a return to social media to share her own sexy self picture. Because that’s just how celebrities are. They want attention. They just want it on their own terms. Which is just like every other person in this world if every other person in the world had tons of money and a Century City law firm on retainer.