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Taylor Swift Caught Leaving Secret Meeting With Gwyneth Paltrow

June 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

The conspiracy theorists are freaking out this week with the convening of the Bilderberg group near London. The Bilderberg is some highly secretive private meeting of bankers and CEOs and politicians from the U.S. and Western European nations presumably putting forth complex strategies to save the world. Kind of like Marvel’s SHIELD except that they’re mostly fucking with the price of bulgur in Turkey and deciding the acceptable hedge heights for gated community homes in Orange County. I’m pretty sure this whole Bilderberg new world order nonsense is just a diversion from the real heinous event taking place just a few miles away where Taylor Swift was spotted leaving the home of Gwyneth Paltrow over the weekend. When I think of these two world class life-force drainers spending a couple hours in private conspiring to divide the world up into men they would hate fuck and men they would just hate, I shudder. And I do not shudder lightly. We can survive a bunch of cigar munching fat cats causing shortages in the world circuit board markets to make themselves thirty billion dollars richer. But if the men of this world are turned into foppish rounds of soggy cheese like Gwyneth’s husband, Gay Beethoven, we are doomed as a species. Ghost Protocol. Engage.

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