Toronto’s Mayor Will Blow You For Crack

A video is going around with what looks like Toronto’s mayor Rob Ford smoking crack. Some drug dealing types are shopping around a tape of what looks like the tubbo mayor hitting the pipe. The guy on the tape does look like Ford, according to the people who’ve seen it. Like, a lot like Ford. Like, it’s his loser crackhead twin brother. Maybe it isn’t him and maybe it’s just another fat guy that has the same sweatshirt that the mayor also owns. My question is this: Can’t a major city mayor get a better drugs than crack?

I expect politicians to at least have access to high grade snortable cocaine. Even expensive hydro weed or pure Afghani heroin would be acceptable…but crack? That’s the kind of shit toothless people who live in a broken down Pinto smoke. And, how fucking stupid do you have to be to show your face at a crack house if you’re the mayor? Crack stupid I guess. I would suggest that our friends up North upgrade to a mayor that has a simple drinking problem like our mayors here. At least they get to keep their teeth.