Alec Baldwin Thinks He’s A Journalist Now

By Jack July 05, 2013 @ 2:19 PM

America’s paunchy drunk uncle Alec Baldwin wants to travel to Russia to interview Edward Snowden for his podcast. Baldwin has a podcast on WNYC and I guess that qualifies him to get the interview every journalist in the world would cut off their left nut/vulva lip to get.

“I want to try to interview him for my podcast on WNYC. I’m pressing all the buttons I have in London with friends of mine who know Julian Assange. I’m going to fly to Russia and try to interview Snowden… I’m going to try.”

Celebrities often act like they have Ph.Ds in political science or economics. They just love to spout their mouths off about shit they scanned in HuffPo in first class from N.Y. to L.A. ┬áIt’s even worse when they’ve summarily studied to play a character, like, oh, Jack Ryan, an intelligence analyst tasked with bringing in a defecting Soviet submariner. Compared to that, getting to Snowden in a Moscow airport hotel will be a piece of cake. But, Alec, you were so much younger than. And, also, that was fake.

wwtdd

(2) Comments

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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 07/05/2013 18:03

    This is EXACTLY the reason Baldwin and the rest of his idiot Liberal friends in F.A.G. were featured in Team America. There isn’t a bigger douche anywhere in the public eye.

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    Kanye is an ass 07/06/2013 10:47

    @TMTK, I would beg to differ. Kanye will always be the Numoero Uno Douchebag.

    And writers:
    But, Alec, you were so much younger [then].

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