July 9, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
I always just assumed Jake Gyllenhaal was gay. Who didn’t. Not just the Brokeback thing. But dating Taylor Swift. There’s a hiding spot for a guy who doesn’t want to ever see vagina. But now he’s apparently spending weekends with SI model Alyssa Miller. She’s not famous enough to make her a good celebrity beard like a Bar Refaeli. But she’s more than good looking enough to make me think Jake is having biblically proscribed relations with her. Not that it matters. Unless you’re having sex with Alyssa Miller. Then it matters a lot.
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