Amanda Bynes Lights Fire in Old Lady’s Driveway

By Lex July 23, 2013 @ 11:58 AM

I live in L.A. so I should know this. Apparently, it’s illegal to walk up the driveway of a random elderly lady, pull off an article of clothing, pour gasoline on it, light it on fire, and start yelling out crazy shit. This is one of those wacky regulations you don’t really know about until somebody like Amanda Bynes whips out her lighter. The cops put Amanda¬†back on 5150 hold in the loony wing of the local hospital giving her bicoastal street cred in that particular health center block. They’ll let her out again after the 72-hours as her final destiny of glorious burn out has yet to be achieved.

“Do you know anyone by the name of Amanda Bynes, or why she would have some vendetta against you?”

Chilling words indeed.

(4) Comments

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    Admiral 07/23/2013 12:44

    Seems like she’s on meth or crack. Brain-damage stuff. Not harmless and wonderful weed.

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    Mud Nugget 07/23/2013 12:53

    She’s been crying out for help and no one gives a shit. lol

  3. avatar
    Al Bundy 07/23/2013 13:16

    Eventually she’ll burn through what money she has left and have to make a porn vid for money.

    I’m patient.

  4. avatar
    Kanye is an ass 07/23/2013 14:08

    Once you are gang banged by NBA stars and rappers, you just go bat shit crazy.

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