Amanda Bynes Wears A Blue Wig To Court

July 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

That crazy little fucker Amanda Bynes was back in court today on bong tossing charges. At some point a jury will have to decide whether Amanda flung her pot filled water pipe out a high rise during a police raid or whether the N.Y.P.D. launched a massive conspiracy against her as she contends in her Twitter rants. It really could go either way, Amanda must’ve felt that a blue nut job wig would help rehabilitate her public image.  It has worked so well for people pleading their sanity in the past.

In related news, Amanda’s plastic surgeon cracked her nose and now she can’t breathe. I tend to believe that’s an exaggeration based on my very basic knowledge of medical science. Still, it might be time she was moved into the bubble.

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