Amanda Bynes Wears A Blue Wig To Court

July 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

That crazy little fucker Amanda Bynes was back in court today on bong tossing charges. At some point a jury will have to decide whether Amanda flung her pot filled water pipe out a high rise during a police raid or whether the N.Y.P.D. launched a massive conspiracy against her as she contends in her Twitter rants. It really could go either way, Amanda must’ve felt that a blue nut job wig would help rehabilitate her public image. ┬áIt has worked so well for people pleading their sanity in the past.

In related news, Amanda’s plastic surgeon cracked her nose and now she can’t breathe. I tend to believe that’s an exaggeration based on my very basic knowledge of medical science. Still, it might be time she was moved into the bubble.

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