Update 7/17: Seeing as how Asiana dropped their lawsuit suddenly, this contest is ending at 3pm Pacific today. Get your entries in now, lazy ass mofo.
When I think about how much trouble I'm going to get in for this, I get very happy. Given that Asian Airlines is now officially suing KTVU over the four crap-in-your-pants funny made up pilot names, it's time for you to name their attorney.
Tweet us what you believe will be the name of the Asiana Airlines attorney. Most horribly creative wins a $250 Amazon gift card. No matter where you come from, we're all needlessly yet instinctively born racist bastards. The key is to be amusing and smile in the process. Just ask Paula Deen. I mean, Paula Deen before this past April.
Tweet your entry to @DurdenShat. Try to follow so it's not a pain in the ass to find you when you win. Contest ends Friday at noon Pacific.
P.S. All venom, spite, and anger in or of related to this contest is aimed at Asiana Airlines who seem less interested in why their pilots had no idea how to properly land an airplane and more interested in suing over being butt hurt because a TV news station got pranked.
NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. Begins on or about 6/5/13 & ends when the future succubus is born. Open to legal residents of the US & DC (excl. AK, HI, PR & all US territories), who are at least 21 yrs old. AK, HI, PR, all US territories & where restricted or prohibited by law. Sponsor: SPINMEDIA.