Asiana Airlines Horribly Wrong Attorney Naming Contest For Money

By Lex July 16, 2013 @ 6:17 PM

Update 7/17: Seeing as how Asiana dropped their lawsuit suddenly, this contest is ending at 3pm Pacific today. Get your entries in now, lazy ass mofo.

When I think about how much trouble I’m going to get in for this, I get very happy. Given that Asian Airlines is now officially suing KTVU over the four crap-in-your-pants funny made up pilot names, it’s time for you to name their attorney.

Tweet us what you believe will be the name of the Asiana Airlines attorney. Most horribly creative wins a $250 Amazon gift card. No matter where you come from, we’re all needlessly yet instinctively born racist bastards. The key is to be amusing and smile in the process. Just ask Paula Deen. I mean, Paula Deen before this past April.

Tweet your entry to @DurdenShat. Try to follow so it’s not a pain in the ass to find you when you win. Contest ends Friday at noon Pacific.

P.S. All venom, spite, and anger in or of related to this contest is aimed at Asiana Airlines who seem less interested in why their pilots had no idea how to properly land an airplane and more interested in suing over being butt hurt because a TV news station got pranked.

NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. Begins on or about 6/5/13 & ends when the future  succubus is born. Open to legal residents of the US & DC (excl. AK, HI, PR & all US territories), who are at least 21 yrs old. AK, HI, PR, all US territories & where restricted or prohibited by law.  Sponsor: SPINMEDIA.

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(14) Comments

  1. avatar
    AntiFamous 07/16/2013 19:39

    coo coo ca choo

  2. avatar
    zionium 07/16/2013 21:21

    NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. Begins on or about 6/5/13 & ends when the future succubus is born. Open to legal residents of the US & DC (excl. AK, HI, PR & all US territories), who are at least 21 yrs old. AK, HI, PR, all US territories & where restricted or prohibited by law. Sponsor: SPINMEDIA.

    Seems your lawyers could use a nickname or two as well.

  3. avatar
    rdd 07/16/2013 21:22

    I.R. Shyster

  4. avatar
    Nm6783 07/16/2013 23:04

    I don’t have twitter but I like
    Wi Su Yu
    Yu Rae Sist
    Lee Tig Ate
    Yu Pai Suun

  5. avatar
    Mr E. 07/16/2013 23:07

    I can’t enter since I’m not American, bu I would suggest:
    Hu Ni Di Mo Ni

  6. avatar
    Admiral 07/16/2013 23:08

    Sum Dum Son

  7. avatar
    Admiral 07/16/2013 23:18

    Yu Wa Nasumi

  8. avatar
    JohnnyRyalle 07/17/2013 07:51

    The team of attorneys will be F. Huck Yeiu and Soo Mee

  9. avatar
    RangerLG 07/17/2013 08:59

    The answer is obvious, Harvey Goldstein.

  10. avatar
    BobPaulson 07/17/2013 09:27

    Law offices of Wi Nowien and Yu Nopei,

    I understand this site wants shut out Canadians to lessen the chance of Bieber winning but technically he is a resident of California… just sayin’

  11. avatar
    Velvet Elvis 07/17/2013 10:31

    Bob Robraw

  12. avatar
    Das Plow 07/17/2013 12:33

    Yu Pai Mee
    Wi Su Yu
    or anything Jewish, cause they want to win.

  13. avatar
    tigers wood 07/17/2013 14:15

    Mu Ni Sun

  14. avatar
    Alvin 07/18/2013 10:00

    We Gong Sue Yu

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