My last vacation was sleeping in the back of a buddies' broke down car which made it halfway to a campground where I was told there would be girls who 'weren't too hairy'. I'd rather been in Formentera with Bar Refaeli. I don't even know where Formentera is, but it sounds fucking amazing. Bar's not too hairy. She also has trouble with her macrame swimsuits riding up into her ass just like I do. I could see myself being very successful with her. Unless she's a lesbian like the other girls who have turned me down.
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