Candice Swanepoel In Victoria’s Secret Campaign

I don’t know why women would ever look at lingerie ads. Do you really care what underwear looks like on a perfect model’s body? Men’s underwear ads always feature a genitally neutered male because the last thing dude’s wants to feel when buying underwear is underwhelming. No man wants to see his girl checking out the male body mannequin and wondering if he might be able to give her what you can’t. We can live with them thinking about the tennis instructor with fabulous hair when working themselves into a tizzy, just not the stuffed plaster cast in the Men’s section at Target. I can tell you the last time I saw a woman in just her lingerie in my place I was hardly conjuring up Candice Swanepeol. I was mostly just impressed that Victoria’s Secret made underwear in such large sizes.

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