Christina Aguilera Got Smaller Through Moderation

By Lex July 30, 2013 @ 5:52 PM

Christina Aguilera Looking Lighter After Weight Loss At The TCA Summer Party In Beverly Hills
Christina Aguilera figured out that she doesn’t need to get drunk every night, just every other night, and the results are showing. Shed some pounds. Find clarity. Rediscover your true strengths. Like your tits. Yep, still there even when only moderately soused.

Here’s Christina Aguilera showing off at the TV Critics Association association thing. One day she’s going to turn around in that chair on The Voice and be naked. Let’s call that the day I start watching The Voice.

Photo Credit: Getty, WENN

(3) Comments

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    stealthy 07/30/2013 18:12

    she wears too goddamned much make up would be like getting a blow job from the hottest clown at the circus. (call me mr. jingles, I love you)

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    Admiral 07/30/2013 19:50

    She actually looks kind of cute now. She bounced back better than Brittany ever did/ could/ will.

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    Doo Doo Fresh 07/31/2013 08:22

    She looks great and what’s really neat-o is that she doesn’t even need to buy a new wardrobe as the stuff she was wearing when she was a porker actually fits her the way it’s supposed to now.

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