In a shocking bit of news, Courtney Stodden has announced she’s making a sex tape. Unlike even bogus productions like Backdoor Teen Mom, Courtney is taking a novel approach to her sex tape — she won’t be having sex in it. Or getting naked. She’s going to be with her husband talking about sex and examining play toys and working with that amazing loveologist friend of hers to to help other married couples. In short, she’s selling tickets to a zoo without any animals, just an old zoo keeper jizzing on a bunch of empty cages.