Courtney Stodden Sex Tape; Ain’t Like They Used to Be (VIDEO)

By Lex July 27, 2013 @ 2:36 AM

This is the so-called Courtney Stodden sex tape. No backdoor action. Just Courtney Stodden talking about how she wants to have tons more sex with grandpa and grandpa talking about how when he first hooked up with Courtney they had sex daily. You know how it is when you start banging a girl who just turned sixteen. The fire within. I barfed a little then got mostly really bored. And then waited to watch the loveologist hand them a check for pretending to be interested in the mindless cliches she was spouting. Honestly, couldn’t either of them have just plowed Courtney in the rump?

(3) Comments

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    Admiral 07/27/2013 10:18

    Sexologist/ Loveologist. What a phony profession. “This goes in there, then move in around a bit” and “look her in the eyes and don’t lie” is 99% of everything you need to know about having a meaningful relationship.

    People make money in the dumbest ways, mostly because dumb people give away their money, I guess. I always thought that maybe I could teach meditation to people, but who would pay me for something so ridiculous? Nothing – they would pay me for showing them how to sit there and do nothing. Working hard, indeed. If I could pull off that kind of scam I would lose all hope for human civilization.

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    Admiral 07/27/2013 10:20

    Is the Napoleon statue in the background suppose to be a subliminal message?

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    teutonic 07/29/2013 10:52

    When she finally does do porn for real maybe she’ll do everyone a favor and make it a snuff film.

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