Dwayne Wade’s Ex Wife Pretends To Be Homeless (VIDEO)

By Lex July 22, 2013 @ 2:40 PM

A million dollars isn’t what it used to be. Dwayne Wade’s high school girlfriend wife and first baby mama got a cool mill plus in her divorce settlement from Wade who traded up women as soon as he was financially able. Now, Siohvaughn Funches, whose name had to be a bitch to pencil in on standardized testing, has hit the streets of Chicago as a fake homeless person.

“I don’t want anything, no money, all I want is my freedom and my voice.”

And she wants to use that freedom and voice to demand more money. Like the $2 million from Wade’s Gatorade contract she’s demanding in court. She’s also pissed that a judge gave Wade full custody of their kids. I guess because she’s the kind of woman who would sit on the streets pretending to be homeless.

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(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    Mud Nugget 07/22/2013 15:27

    You have to be a world class mother to lose custody of her children

  2. avatar
    whitty630 07/22/2013 19:21

    I wonder if she has ever had a job??? I get the feeling she feels entitled . . .

  3. avatar
    Al Bundy 07/23/2013 00:09

    >You have to be a world class mother to lose custody of her children<

    Nope….just have to have lower quality lawyers than your husband had.

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