Eliot Spitzer Is Still Sorry About The Hookers (VIDEO)

By Travis July 23, 2013 @ 9:00 AM






Former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer is getting back into the political game after a little time off for bad behavior, as he’s running for comptroller of New York City. Of course, before he can actually win any election, he has to keep addressing the elephant in the room – all the sex that he paid for while he was governor.

Spitzer’s new ad does just that, as he declares, “I failed big time” while talking about how he feels like doing something positive in the wake of hurting so many people. The very least he could do is promise that if he’s going to hire prostitutes again, he’ll make sure to get the really hot ones. There’s no excuse for paying for 5s when you can afford 10s.

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(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    MacDaddy 07/23/2013 09:34

    Having personally f*cked Ashley Dupre, I Can assure you, she’s about an 8.5

  2. avatar
    Admiral 07/23/2013 10:22

    I wouldn’t put it past the current New York governor to be into some shady shit, too.

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