Farrah Abraham Was Kicked Out Of Rehab

By Travis July 10, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Today was supposed to be the day that fame-seeking attention whore and butt sex aficionado Farrah Abraham was released from rehab, after she entered a program in South Florida to make people talk about her more. So it was a little surprising when she Tweeted on Monday that she was already done with her treatment, but it makes perfect sense because the people at The Lukens Institute kicked her out.

According to Radar, Farrah was considered a “disruptive influence” on the other patients, but she also allegedly tried to take pictures of Tan Mom so she could sell them and continue funding her Z-list celebrity lifestyle. But she probably just wanted to get out so she could head to Chicago early for Exxxotica this weekend and practice for her squirting showcase.

(3) Comments

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    Doo Doo Fresh 07/10/2013 11:29

    Her butthole looks like the a spot on my lawn after I rip a huge chunk of crabgrass out of it.

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    RangerLG 07/10/2013 13:27

    Good God who is that troll next to Ron Jeremy?

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    Mud Nugget 07/10/2013 18:54

    you’re disrespecting the crabgrass

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