Geraldo Rivera Likes Himself a Shit Ton

Geraldo tweeted this photo of himself in just a towel claiming ’70 is the new 50′. Funny, I don’t ever seem to recall when 50-year old men were flooding social media with nude selfies. If you asked Geraldo about steroids and HGH he’d just talk about Acai berries and Mexican coffee enemas even as he kicked the little vials marked ‘Alex Rodriguez’ up under his couch. I see these guys at the gym all the time now. Elder statesmen with ripped bodies, unusually tan skin, and hair transplants. I guess if it makes you happy, go for it. Just don’t start passing that nonsense around. The Internet was invented so misguided girls could show off their titties then later plead with webmasters in Irkutsk to remove their photos. If it starts becoming a platform for naked 70-year old men, the dumb girls might get scared away. Then we’d have to kill all the naked old men for fucking up something so perfect.