Guy Gets His Dick Bitten By A Toilet Snake

A man in Israel got an unpleasant surprise when he sat on the toilet to drop some felafel bombs. By unpleasant surprise I mean he was bitten on the johnson by a giant fucking snake. It seems that the snake was hanging out in the toilet, like you do, just waiting for some tasty Kosher hot dog to come his way. The man was rushed to the emergency room where they were able to save his penis as the snake wasn’t venomous. The doctor said cryptically, “There will undoubtedly be bite marks on the area in question.” Try to explain that to the next girl you date. My grandfather always told me that when I feel down to remember there are always people worse off than you. Like the guy who had sharp snake fangs wrenched into his dick.