I have a hard time feeling bad for any man who thinks they can bang a woman on the side without consequences. It just defies all reason based on overwhelming historical evidence. I bet when Citigroup economist Willem Buiter started nailing NYU econ professor Heleen Mees behind his wife’s back, he figured it was a pretty unfettered get. Nerd on nerd sex seems safe. You’re in, you’re out, and your back to your symposiums. Nay, Will, nay. One thousand unwanted emails later to himself, his wife, and possibly his daughter, things like naked pictures of Heleen masturbating, messages about wanting to lick his nuts, and a few death threats and I’m guessing Will’s marriage isn’t running so hot. But it did get Heleen locked up last week for stalking. That wold be Heleen Mees, the founder of Women on Top, a female empowerment organization. Do your fucking research, Will.
UPDATE: In a weird twist of stalking fate, Heleen was bailed out of jail by a random plumber from Brooklyn who has discovered some cosmic connection with the stalker after reading about her lockup in the papers. The stalker circle is almost complete.
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