Irina Shayk Almost Shows Her Tetas In Ibiza

By Lex July 18, 2013 @ 3:19 PM

Irina Shayk's Cleavage During A Revealing Photoshoot In Ibiza
I can’t remember which famous soccer player Irina Shayk is doinking. They all seem to have the same sounding names. Let’s just call him Shit Ass Lucky Bastard Who Gets to Bang Irina Shayk. Or Jaime for short. If aliens came to this planet, I bet they’d laugh at the fact that a guy who kicks a ball really well gets to mate with the genetically superior females of the species. After laughing, they’d tase the shit out of everyone and have sex with Irina Shayk. That’s how aliens roll. Ironic and horny.

Photo Credit: Splash

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(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    RangerLG 07/18/2013 15:31

    Almost. The key word is here is almost. That means, not worth posting.

  2. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 07/18/2013 17:14

    Well you can tell that they don’t pass the Pencil Test. Important information!

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