Jennifer Aniston is making another movie. She makes a lot of movies. I think she must be really nice or she has dirt on important people or something because she’s not particularly good or memorable in any and they don’t ever seem to make any money. Maybe the cast and crew just like staring at her nipples. I once hired a guy because he promised to bring his homemade beef jerky to work. Just writing that makes wish my own story involved a good looking woman and nipples.
Photo Credit: FameFlynet, PCN, WENN