Joey Chestnut Eats 69 Hot Dogs To Victory (VIDEO)

July 5, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Competitive eating is not a sport. And it’s really fucking disturbing. Not because it involves the gross consumption of food for entertainment value while hundreds of millions of kids are trying to catch a cricket for dinner to keep from starving. Those kids will grow up hungry and ambitious and run dictatorships in their small corrupt nations. But because it’s a bunch of people furiously shoving meat and bread in their gaping maws just waiting to vomit. That’s not a a sport. That’s bulimia night at the Kappa Delta House. Just because shit is hard to do, doesn’t make it a sport. I’m talking to you golf.

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