It seems like a good gig being a celebrity teen daughter, modeling bikinis instead of boring shit like school and stocking shelves at the Forever 21. I guess the tradeoff is having a roided out rapey dad. Being Josie Canseco still seems like a good life. You do peak really early. But if you’ve got a good head on your shoulders, you pack away a lot of rainy day funds before you hit 30 and are obliged to become angry and insane and hate the shit out of men.
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