Jourdan Dunn Was Fired By Dior Because Her Small Boobs Are Too Big

By Travis July 02, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Jourdan Dunn is a 22-year old British runway model who was supposed to be appearing at yesterday’s Dior couture show in Paris, but two things got in her way of that happening – her big, ol’ boobies. Except, at 32A, her breasts aren’t exactly crushing any beer cans, yet they were still big enough to get her booted from fashion show’s lineup.

Dunn Tweeted about her cancellation, proclaiming her sarcastic love of the industry that gives her money to walk in a straight line and look like someone just kicked her cat. But she also admitted that this was a nice change from when she’s normally fired for being black, to which guys everywhere replied, “Can’t we just keep this about your tits?”

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(3) Comments

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    teutonic 07/02/2013 11:33

    Tshirt guy photobombed the shit out of the first photo.

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    felch 07/02/2013 11:55

    Meh, black girls don’t get called back for modeling shoots, white dudes don’t get called back for NBA tryouts. And the world just keeps spinnin’.

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    Admiral 07/02/2013 12:33

    It looks like they got a bunch of homeless people to stand behind the railing in the background.

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