Justin Bieber added another tattoo to his growing collection of questionable tiny body art and this one proves once and for all what a lame creepy douchebag he is. He got his mom’s eyeball tattooed on the inside of his elbow to remind him that “mom is always watching”. Justin Instagramed the pic a couple of days after his mommy Pattie Mallette was on Watch What Happens Live with gay Muppet Andy Cohen. She thinks her son is getting a “bad rap“. Bad rap is a term people use when they want to pretend all the bad shit isn’t all true. All that aside, did you look at the other tattoos around the one of his mom’s creepy eyeball?
What’s with that little kid knight by a castle? Is that Justin imagining himself as an even more obnoxious and evil Joffrey Baratheon from Game of Thrones or is that just the knight in shining armor he fantasizes will one day sweep him off his feet? And what’s with the Tony the Tiger-like tattoo on his bicep? It looks like a prison tat done by a guy with one eye. This kid is a fucking bazillionaire, can’t he afford a better tattoo artist? In my experience, people get tattoos either because they’re bad-ass or they’re trying to pretend to be bad-ass. It’s like motorcycles and lifting free weights when you’re over 30. Guess which category Justin falls into?
(Picture from Instagram.com/justinbieber)