Kanye West’s Fucking Crazy Post 2009 VMA Rant Released

An audio recording has surfaced that supposedly has Kanye West ranting after the 2009 VMA awards. It may not be him…but it sure sounds like the kind of crazy shit he would say. You’ll recall that that was the fateful night when he ran up on stage during Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech and said that Beyoncé’s video for Single Ladies deserved to win. That’s also the moment when America, nay the world, first began to realize what a total megalomaniacal douchenozzle Kanye West is. He doesn’t just talk shit about Taylor Swift though. He badmouths Pink and Eminem and just about anyone who isn’t him. The best part about the audio clip is how little sense his reasoning makes. For example, when asked why he thought Taylor Swift shouldn’t have won he said:

When I heard Eminem’s verse on the Drake shit, I went back and rewrote my shit for two days. I canceled appointments to rewrite! I fuckin’ care! You know what I’m saying? And that’s what I’m saying. Because I did that, Taylor Swift cannot win over Beyoncé! Because I wrote my verse in two days, Taylor Swift cannot beat Beyoncé. As long as I’m alive! And if I’m alive, kill me then! Kill me then! As long as I’m alive, you gon’ have to deal with it. ‘Cause there ain’t gonna be no more motherfucking Elvises with no James Browns.

OK…what the fuck does that even mean? It’s nonsense. In what bizarre idiotic parallel universe does him rewriting a song have anything to do with why Taylor Swift cannot possibly have beaten Beyoncé? Listening to this video first thing this morning made me feel like I was having a stroke. A voice in the audio then asks him why he is so angry. He replies:

Because my mother got arrested for the fuckin’ sit-ins. My mother died for this fame shit! I moved to fuckin’ Hollywood chasing this shit. My mother died because of this shit. Fuck MTV.

Umm…what? Your mother died because she had botched plastic surgery, chief. She is not a martyr to your celebrity. It’s also not like she sacrificed her life shooting Beyoncé’s video and her last wish is that she beat Taylor Swift at a crappy awards show. The fact that anybody thinks MTV has it out for black rap artists just makes him insane. The former music video network is singlehandedly responsible for millions of white suburban kids wearing their pants low and showing up to class in corn rows. How does Kanye think he made the millions that got him the right to make a bastard baby in Kim Kardashian? That’s right. MTV.