Khloe Kardashian Isn’t That Fat Anymore

By Lex July 10, 2013 @ 2:13 PM

Khloe Kardashian In Cutoffs Filming Out In Los Angeles
If you follow Khloe Kardashian on Twitter because either you’re a young teen girl with emotionally detached parents or you’re a mostly frigid suburban mom, or possibly, have the distinction of being the gayest boy in your high school drama class, you know well that Khloe Kardashian has dedicated herself to weight loss. It used to be strictly through funneling the Kardashian Celebrity Diet amphetamine powder directly into her digestive tract. Now, it’s eating less whole bags of Funions. Khloe wants to have a baby, and fat Khloe just wasn’t getting knocked up. Mildly thick Khloe might just have a shot.

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(5) Comments

  1. avatar
    RangerLG 07/10/2013 14:24

    Why would anyone want to bang any of them? They’ve already screwed the entire country, twice, each.

  2. avatar
    Doo Doo Fresh 07/10/2013 14:28

    She’s become slightly more attractive than your average barnyard animal.

    And to answer your question, LG, I don’t really care that the Kardashians are sluts – hell, I’ve dipped my oar into plenty if those waters over the years. I simply wouldn’t bang them because of WHO they’ve let inside their fishy traps before me.

  3. avatar
    Kanye is an ass 07/10/2013 14:56

    ” I simply wouldn’t bang them because of WHO they’ve let inside their fishy traps before me.”
    Hear, hear!

  4. avatar
    MacDaddy 07/10/2013 15:35

    WTF IS THAT^^^^

    At least she is smart enough to cover that giant a$$ with that flannel wind-sail

  5. avatar
    Mud Nugget 07/10/2013 15:59

    She’s the OJ bastard child…maybe she was running through airports

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