Kourtney Kardashian Clings to Her White Devil Boyfriend and Growing Obscurity

A mom can only do so much to train her girls for a life of public attention whoring. Kourtney Kardashian maybe missed the day in home school when Kris Jenner implored the girls to fire up the taboo flames by knocking boots with men of color. Khloe got the message, as did Kim. Kendall spent the 4th with the only black kid within forty miles of Calabasas. And Kylie Jenner is either dating Jaden Smith or Lil Twist, or both, because she’s going to impress her mom no matter what it takes. But Kourtney continues to get knocked up by her preppy white snowboarder boyfriend. And, she continues to fade into the sunset. At some point, she won’t be welcome anymore to the Kardashian compound on visiting Arab royal foreign objects penetration night. Kourtney had to know there was going to be a price to pay for dating white. Stay strong, Kourt.

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